Just another morning chats in YM

X: (buzz)

O: honey!

X: Hi you

O: hi baby, mizz u

X: it’s 2 PM now, jam berapa disana

O: 9, just wake up.

X: surfing porn?

O: sialan… iya

X: just don’t do it while staring at my friendster pic

O: nope, this time luna maya gets the honor

X: how’s life back there sweety

O: well…

X: btw, your best buddy ask me to go out last night…

O: again?

X: uhu

O: hum

X: it was fun though.

O: er…

O: just the 2 of u?

X: yup, n he’s so gentle

O: who u talkin’ bout sih?

X: your buddy, si BJ.

O: BJ? Not BJ pls.

O: nice lookin but his breath is worse. Come on.

X: well, he paid everything last night. Not like u.

O: am I?

X: n he’s not dare touching me on first date like u always did.

O: uh you got me on that.

X: I was just joking.

O: bout da date?

X: no. about the touching things lah. U were always so gentle

O: ehem

X: but I allow him to touch me

O: uhuk

O: WHAT!?

X: hihihhi

O: not on my fave body part... at least

X: yup. He sure did.

(silence for so long)

O: but u always slap me on my face once i did it

X: not this time

(silence again for so long)

X: (buzz)

X: yuhuu

(still silence)

X: bout BJ's breath...

O: see, I knew you'll noticed. i knew it.

X: it tasted like fresh mint last night

(silence again...)

O: how many guys actually that u date with since I flew?

X: oow, banyak.

X: and most of them are your buddy

O: brb

X: no kidding. Gak serendah itu kok pasarannya.

X: but most of your buddy ask me

O: still brb

X: I only pick the guy with SUV

X: and yourself?

X: how many guys that you date there, babe?

O: I’m back.

O: whut da? Sweety come on

X: hihihihi

O: uh, SUV? bebek is romantic though, honey

X: but not in the rain. It ruins my make up

O: like my fave movie

O: renegade

X: ur jacket smells like tukang ojek

X: n u r not lorenze lamas

O: I did wear the same outfit

X: u wore sandals not boot, even to kondangan

O: I was not!

X: ok maybe I’m little bit over on this

(no activity for 5 minutes)

O: my salary can't afford an SUV sayang, it will cost me my anus

X: well, that's cheap :)

(another no activity for another 5 minutes)

O: so hows ur daddy honey?

X: still mad at you after you broke his fave mug

O: err, your mother? Baek baek aja kan?

X: thanks goodness after diarrhea from your first and last homemade cake

O: ok then hows ur brother? Pasti rindu berat ama aku

X: you are temporary out of his list until you remember where you put his favorite CD

X: its rare and he blame me everyday for your fault

O: wanna hear some great story?

O: I finally met the queen!

X: gtg, boss comin

(X signed out)

O: sayang?

(definetely no response)

O: I love u too sweety